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There was tension and commotion today as Littlericky address both the players and the front office together in a closed meeting today. As the Team left the conference room afterward many were obviously upset and eyes were downcast.

Players declined comment on the private meeting, but Littelricky blasted the team as a whole at a later press conference.

"This team has prided itself on doing better each season. That goal was not achieved this year. Instead of results we have excuses ... penalties, competition, aging and more...and that is intolerable to me and every fan on the mountain. Heads will roll. If we lose with the older talent we have, they will be gone and we will lose with newer talent. Noone is safe and we have already begun to reevaluate the needs of the team into season 6."

"Yetis do not make excuses. Hell, they can't even talk. What they do is bring terror to their prey. They are not found when they are searched for, they live in the wild and should be the baddest asses on the range. That is what we will move forward trying to achieve... terrifying, unfindable, stalking, mountain living badass hockey integers."

"That is all"

Littlericky declined to take questions from the press.

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