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(AP) Following on the heels of the highly controversial short film advertising his candidacy for the job of Canadian Junior hockey boss, today's release of Paul Roedb's newest book, "Otherly Abled Canada", is sure to stoke the flames in the early stages of voting for next season's national managers. The book, subtitled, "What's wrong with the game in Canada and how I plan to go about fixing it", shows a scowling Roedb seated at his desk, flanked by the equally dour HR representative Miriam Estuary and head Legal advisor Ed Valentine. The book appears to be an attempt by the Dunnville Mudcats GM to sway potential Canadian voters through scare tactics.
The new release is the second book from the highly unpopular Roedb, a follow up to his widely panned, "West Coast Man's Burden", a poisonous tirade directed at the Mudcats fan base and labled as, "lacking syntax", "void of grammatical logic" and "wholly irrelevant in the realm of modern prose". Roedb is trying for the second time to lead Canada's junior national team - his Mudcats are mired in the 3rd and bottom division of Canadian hockey, with few if any prospects of improving on that any time soon.

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