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(The following is a recent excerpt from an episode of "Inside Hockey with Michael Landsberg)

Landsberg - "I understand that you have been complaining to PPM HQ recently about the number of player pulls you have been offered with guys named Honore?"

Roedb - Yeah, well, you know Michael we have. Over the past calendar we have selected two Honore's, and there were several others, and one of them is still on our roster (rookie winger prospect Honore Falls). But the problem with this is our fans. I am assuming that Honore is a French Canadian name, which is fine I guess, but for our fans this really is an issue. I mean, basically Michael, our fans are as dumb as #*$^ you know? Am I allowed to say that here? These people have trouble with any monosyllabic word. Down here in Dunnville, people eat corn, beef, they drink beer and they #^@* their girlfriends, you know? You got some guy out there named Honore and they just don't know how to react. It's really problematic for us.

Landsberg - "So you want less Honore's?"

Roedb - "Down here in Dunnville, we could use a lot more guys named Brad."

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