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"We warmly welcome other Division 1 teams and all their friends to enjoy a desert feast on dead wildlife! All our best guys will be scattered about the sand at bargain basement prices!"

(Parting words from Mudcats GM and President Paul Roedb from today's press conference in Dunnville, where the southern Ontario club continues to dismantle its team in favour of plummeting down the division's standings.)

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