Spillerudstilling: Juán Dow (Razorback Thugs)

Juan came out of the womb with excessive confidence and arrogance. Once he started playing...and knowing that Goalie minds are akin to voodoo...a more dedicated and diabolical mental development was needed. High hard slapshots to the head in practice, very specific chirping about his wife, snow showers in the face and the ever present stick to the groin during play. It all came together to produce one of the greatest to ever do it! We now wish him well in his new job as an NFL kicker!