Pelaajaesittely: Markus Hauser (Razorback Thugs)

Markus was at the end of his career until he volunteered for a secret drug company experiment that injected horse stem cells into each mans testicles. The resultant swollen, hairless, handball sized testicles that Markus was left with made him almost perfect Razorback material. That, along with the tremendous uptick in available testosterone and the teams unconscionable injections of hgh (horse growth hormone) made Markus a perfect fit for the latter stages of his career.