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"Roedb used to hang around Lower East Hastings (downtown Vancouver's notorious drug-infested area) back in the early-80's before he met up with the D'Angelino family and started managing in their pizza chain. You know, looking for action or whatever. I guess he met Miriam (Mudcat HR Spokeswoman Miriam Estuary) around that time because she used to strip around there back then. He (Roedb) has a thing for low-class women and Miriam is, well, REALLY low quality so I guess they just hit it off. When (Roedb) got the job here in Dunnville, Miriam just kind of followed him down looking for a job. I don't know if they still hook up but yeah, probably. I don't care. They are a really sad pair." (Unnamed Mudcat official speaking on condition of anonymity earlier today at the team's arena.)

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