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Once again, The Drunk Tank was vandalised overnight, costing some money to put right. This was despite employing lazy gits at great expense as security guards, and an upgrade to the security center.

"Frankly" said Scuff, "it would be more effective to hire 20 crappy academy players at 200 a day to guard the place." He continued "If we ever catch these vandals, we plan to dump them the canal we usually drown poor academy players in. The pike still need feeding, after all"

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