Nota de Imprensa

(Highly animated response to reporter questioning the reason for demoting team captain Oldrich Olbrich to the fourth line and then playing only three lines in last night's 0-4 loss to Russian club Hovding IF. Olbrich was a 0-0-0 and -4 in Wednesday's embarrassing home loss to league rival Yellowstone Chiefs.) "Did you know that Pavlov had a brother? He is better known for his mental problems than any advancements in behavioural science. He used to lock his dogs in cages and ring a bell. Then he would hold a lamb chop just out of reach of their slobbering jowls and give doggie a long...slow...look. I have read some of his books."

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