Nota de Imprensa

"I speak proudly of being a high-functioning alcoholic. I speak out strongly against drug use though, as you guys know, so you know I don't do coke. But as for bonds? Yeah, well, you know, one or two have probably past in and out of my hands over the years." (Response to reporter's question last night regarding Roedb's possible involvement in the racketeering operation currently embroiling the Mudcat's organization, with team owner Mike D'Agostino in Vancouver police custody. B.C. RCMP released information today detailing the alleged operation, which involved high quality Peruvian cocaine entering the U.S., low quality American junk bonds being moved into Canada in return for medium quality Ontario Pilsner beer smuggled into South America.)

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