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(AP) The Dunnville Mudcats organization has disappointed local fans with their nearly week-long decision not to sign local product and fan favourite Jeremiah Cock to an entry level contract. The decision comes on the eve of new arrivals at the team's sports academy and thus concludes the seemingly agonizing decision not to ink the Dunnville native player. The news was announced at a noon time press conference at the team's arena by HR spokeswoman Miriam Estuary. Said Estuary, "He's big and he is lean and he has that grinding style that we really like down here in Dunnville so we really wanted to get our hands on him. We felt that he was really coming on in spurts recently but, owing to some serious reservations we had about his projected career longevity, we finally decided not to pull [Cock]."

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