Карточка игрока: Aurel Hačšák (Razorback Thugs)

Aurel came to the club through a child smuggling ring from Slovakia. Having bought him for peanuts at such an early age, gave the Thugs staff decades of depravity to slowly produce the most recent "Captain" for the club. Let's just mention that he was not named "Captain" for any positive actions or influences. Once he was cut from the team, his mind broke causing severe psychosis. We may still trade for him when the playoffs arrive!