Карточка игрока: Matija Burnik (Razorback Thugs)

Matija was smuggled into the country by the American Women's figure skating team. Being that he was an odd duck, didn't fit in with most people and a general lack of hygiene, he made perfect goalie material. His pre-game ritual of voodoo dolls and raging screams became common place. He sacrificed his body and soul to stop a puck. For bringing negativity, ruthless abandon for his body, and the general depravity to the club, we are honored.