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(AP) Paul Roedb is back in the news tonight after attending the team's post-game press conference with starting goalie Todd "Carole" Pope. As Mudcat GM and President Roedb addresses reporters in attendance, a video of former B.C. rockers Rough Trade's "All Touch (But No Contact)" plays in the background. Roedb repeatedly praises his team's offensive performance in the club's home 10-2 rout of Black Sheep, excuses the team's defence core as having an off night while not mentioning anything about the club's goaltending performance. Meanwhile, interspersed with the Rough Trade video, the Mudcat's two goals against are replayed repeatedly while Roedb speaks. Pope, sporting a woeful 60% save percentage from the game, shifts uncomfortably next to his boss as the press conference drags on. This is the most recent of a long string of incidents where the Mudcat team boss has publicly humiliated his club's star players.

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