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"That little &$@#er! It was that skinny little punk with the brown Norwegian ones! That little %@)! dropped the cage on the way out of the arena and those little &$@#ers went everywhere! That's why kids these days need some discipline! Send me that little ape and I will put him through a couple of drills in practice and Willie (tough guy defenceman Will Leach) can install some sense into him!" (Angry, profanity-laced outburst at press conference announcing the escape of a group of rats during last weekend's "Bring Your Pet to the Arena" fanfest activity.)

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