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(Video Clip from last night's season-ending press conference. Reaction to reporter's question concerning the team's recent league-imposed fine for an improper player transfer.) "Reading from a prepared statement as team lawyer Ed Valentine watches on.) "I understand and respect the recent heavy fine levied on myself and our organization for the player transfer which clearly broke the league rules. I want to apologize and assure all individuals involved that this type of behaviour will not happen again. (Looking up and speaking off cue as Valentine scrambles in vain to snatch away the microphone..) "But it's not like I was selling &#^%ing drugs you know!"

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