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"He is a stain on our nation. He lures local fans to the games with cheap, amateur gimmicks and then fields an junior-level club. When the Mudcats lose he ridicules his support base and chides their education level. He surrounds himself with mystics and perverts to add another ring to the circus. He sucks up to fellow GM's to buy their votes to project his overbearing, sexist personae to the national stage. What he brings to the table has no business being at anyone's table. They should close him down and throw him out of the game Once and for all." (Comments earlier today from Canadian Minister of Sport Carla Qualtrough, directed at Mudcat GM and President Paul Roedb.)

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