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(AP) The Dunnville Mudcats organization endured its fourth day of consecutive turmoil as team top veterans continue to be sold off on the auction block. Commencing with captain Junior Harvey's sale at the beginning of the week, the sell-off continues, with little to no sign of abating. Mudcat fans have shown increasing displeasure, especially after the club dressed a collection of young newcomers this week, losing both games by a combined 25-1. At the post-game press conference on Wednesday, Roedb arrived with four of the newest Mudcats, all European youngsters seventeen years or younger. The awkward Q&A session, which lasted less than ten minutes, was dogged by reporters difficulty in pronouncing the players surnames as well as the new Mudcats inability to understand the questions. Worse, at the conclusion of the event, the two youngest members, Hungary's Zsolt Bosco and Poland's Zbigniew Czubaj, abruptly got into a fistfight. A Mudcat spokesperson, on condition of anonymity, suggested that the conflict arose due to "ethnic friction".

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