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After complaints from fans that Scuff's Swordfish seem to spend all their money on building extensions to facilities and nothing much on improving player, Scuff was forced to respond.

"I do realise that this is a hockey club, and not construction company, and one day soon, we will stop building stuff and invest in some players and the like"

When pressed for a date, he responded "Just as soon as we've got the academy, training and recovery facilities to level 10"

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