Pressiteated

This experiment will likely not be very successful, considering as we do not play hockey, but we will give this a good shot. We have at least started to score more than one goal per match, and we're also making some money.

So if you would please, please play nice and don't best us up terribly. We know we're probably relegating this season, unless we can learn what is particularly good for a player in our squad. It's a nice thought, regardless.

We offer a reward to the first team we defeat - 10,000 warm-baked chocolate chip cookies without walnuts (because some of you have allergies and such...). The opponent that defeats us, however, shall be imposed a penalty of 10,000 cookie points, so if you've beaten us already and we beat you, we're even, eh?

And if you always defeat us, then... well, you'll never get cookies from us!

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