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(AP) A dangerous and daring stunt performed at last night's Mudcat home game is being investigated by concerned PPM officials. Team drummer and former punk band Siouxsie and the Banshees member Budgie, now official Mudcat team drummer, had just finished a television break drum roll when he can be seen in social media-made video leaning out of his musician box and shouting while gesturing wildly to fans seated below his music area. Suddenly, Budgie leaps from the box and falls face first, arms outstretched 30 meters to the stands, only to be caught and held up by adoring Mudcat spectators. The video ends with the drummer shaking hands with several fans before ascending the stairs back to his drumming area. Calls to Mudcat legal offices were left unanswered at press time.

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