Прэс-рэлізы

(Press release from Mudcat Head Office from the team's Legal Office)

"I would like to take this opportunity to assure all Mudcat fans, PPM GM's and the people of Canada that the allegations directed at me this evening are categorically untrue. The alleged charges, brought against me by the female(s) and/or male(s), of legal or illegal age, in conjunction with the said date(s), which may or may not have occurred in the press box(es) and/or other darkened facilities of the Briar Patch, did not occur in the manner of the charges brought against me. No sexual activity occurred, within the legally defined context of the term "sex". And neither myself, the Mudcat organization nor any individual who I am associated with have profited from the alleged videos that were or were not made of the alleged activities. All participants, should they have actually participated, were of the Canadian legal age (at least that's what they told me). No court in this fine land has ever convicted a man of "hanky panky". I'm not stepping down."

Mudcat Legal Representative
Ed Valentine

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