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(AP) Tired of attempts to make changes to the current PPM hockey game, the Dunnville Mudcats organization have again turned to their own devices by hiring former punk band Siouxsie and the Banshees drummer Budgie as their new arena musician. After multiple attempts to include a traditional organ in the arena facility upgrade options, Mudcat management reached into their own wallet to hire the talented and eccentric English artist. HR Specialist Miriam Estuary was beside herself with excitement this afternoon when announcing the move at the team's practice facility. Said Estuary, "It is tough with the game today and all those long, awkward TV timeouts when the fans are left sitting there with that uncomfortable, 'Is something wrong?' look on their faces. With (Budgie), we can fill that time slot with a catchy drum roll or an emphatic rim shot to help keep fans both interested and awake. As an organization, we are thrilled especially considering his dodgy background!"

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