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The proverbial fly on the Biznows butthole, the Royal City Redshit, continue their slanderous PR campaign against our great franchise. In a recent press release, the old folks home that is RCR has stated its intention to get younger by replacing some of their relics with young prospects. In a direct quote from their latest PR, they have taken a swing at the Biznows:

"Q - Will your team still be better than Biznows?

A - Does a bear shit in the woods?"

General Manager Biznow had the following response:

"It's Hockey Day In Canada, and you're bothering me with this shit? I'm not sure if Canucks357 has been living on Mars time and maybe his head is out of the game, or if he's just bat-shit insane, but he must be out of his mind if he thinks his squad will have a chance against us after his rebuild.

Go ahead and quote me on this, tell him that THIS bear doesn't shit in the woods, THIS bear shits in his backyard, and when we next meet at Veterans Memorial Arena, thats exactly what we're going to do right in front of his fans. We're waiting for the challenge Mr. 357"

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