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(AP) The Dunnville Mudcats hockey organization was rocked by scandal earlier today when news reports surfaced of an alleged sex romp behind team arena doors including Mudcat Legal Representative Ed Valentine and at least one underage participant. Local newspapers broke the story when an alleged participant in the sex party approached reporters offering to give their account of the evening(s) in question. According to unconfirmed reports, the incident(s) occurred after a team home encounter in one of the club's skyboxes and was attended by Valentine and at least four much younger individuals. Valentine, known as Rod Sterling in the late 90's after entertaining a career in the adult porn industry, changed gears by entering law school as an mature student. Calls to his office went unanswered at press time.

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