Communiqués de Presse

"Seats put butts on chairs and cash in exchange for tickets. Fans pay us cash and we give them rat weiners in a hot dog bun. Restaurants suck good dollar out of these people's wallets for truck stop quality food. These are the accessories that our organization finds useful. Scoreboards don't make money - they just distract these people from a game that they don't understand anyways." (GM Paul Roedb explaining the Mudcat organization's refusal to put a scoreboard into the slowly modernizing team stadium.)

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