Communiqués de Presse

"They stuck him (former Toronto Maple Leaf Bill Barilko) on a plane and crashed it just to initiate that whole bull#*&@ nostalgic crap that would keep loyal fans coming to the rink to watch a half-assed, mediocre club go through the motions without the slightest inkling of ever winning again. We plan to do something along the same lines." (Mudcat boss Paul Roedb explaining the Dunnville club's strategy of winning trophies in each of the past two years and then moving finances away from player development in favour of investing in profit making areas. The Mudcats have made no player additions this season and have publicly stated they have no intentions of doing so in the forseeable future.)

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