Communiqués de Presse

The Ribble Valley Ramparts are finally under new Ownership and the recovery process has begun. The turnaround is expected to be lengthy but the Team Management is committed to seeing the process through.

Commenting, Team Captain Harvey Flavell said "It's nice that someone finally cares. Ok, we may still be the most useless bunch of rag-tag hockey players ever assembled, but even rag-tag hockey players have feelings."

It is thought that Flavell's comments fell on deaf ears as very few people care about his opinion.

The journey begins...

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