הודעה לעיתונות

(Tearful response from Fan Club President Evelyn Richardson in reaction to hurtful remarks directed towards her by Blazer GM Paul Roedb) "Now he's attacking my weight?! There's just nowhere lower he can go! And I turned down that tryout offer because I knew that slimy rat would have told the guys to aim for my head and he would have cut me from the team no matter how well I did!"

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