הודעה לעיתונות

After yet another set of vandals were caught red handed in the Coliseum, one in particular caught the eye as he smashed the security guards in to a wall and attempted a getaway across the ice in just his trainers.

Coach Marko Kalliala watched the incident on CCTV and immediately visited the local borstal to offer the young troublemaker a job, and so, Rhys Corden was unveiled last week to the waiting fans.

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