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Martin Coote banged in three while Christian Ferrier stood on his head for his first shutout in a Briton's sweater as the Brits hammered the Skidmarks 6-0. "Everything's starting to come together Pepper," ColeDaddy said after the game. Still no word as to who Pepper is. The Britons play host to the PhuKing Iceholes out of somewhere in Asia on Sunday in what should prove to be a true test of whether or not this Albion team is worth anything or not.

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