Press releases

"He's got that Lundqvist (New York Ranger goalie, Henrik Lundqvist) kind of thing going for him. I mean my God, look at some of the guys that they send us to look at out of our academy! I know the PPM bosses are doing their best to upgrade some of the faces for these players and they should! But having Benito here is really going to help. You know the people here in Dunnville...pretty empty lives...they just don't have much going for them. Bringing in a pretty boy like Ferris is sure to suck in another hundred or so teenie boppers and that is exactly what our bottom line needs." (Mudcats boss Paul Roedb explaining the team's decision to sign a contract with recent defensive pull Benito Ferris from the team's sports academy.)

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