Press releases

"On the contrary! I think Janco and L'il Will are exactly the kind of guys to send. One of the things I really love about our game is how we remove potentially dangerous individuals from society and provide them with a controlled environment to act out their violent fantasies. I mean, when those guys get out they have options, like combat sports or bouncing at a local bar. Our boys are just down there to show them that those kinds of occupations are cool." (Response to reporter questioning the moral responsibility of sending perennial tough guys Will Leach and Jadranko Janko to the Dunnville Penitentiary to give a lecture to inmates.)

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