Press releases

(The following is an audio tape from last night's post-game press conference. During the game, Mudcat's team owner Mike D'Agostino and two of his brothers were arrested in downtown Vancouver by federal Mounties after investigations undercovered a complex racketeering operation spanning three countries. Authorities were tipped off by recent comments made by team GM Paul Roedb in an interview with business weekly Better Management.)

<Silence>
<Rustling of papers>
<Prolonged silence>
<Unintelligible mumbling>"...unfounded allegations..." <unintelligible mumbling>"...taken out of context."
<Coughing>
<Long extended coughing>
<Team attorney Ed Valentine can then be heard cutting in and abruptly cancelling the remainder of the press conference.>

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