Press releases

Dear prospective PPM managers,

Due to an overall improvement in arena facilities and the ongoing successful implementation of EcoTox, the all natural rodentia pest control formula, the Ontario health board has passed the Briar Patch's hot dog quality control test for the third month running. We are proud to finally have all infestation issues behind us and can confidently inform potential opponents that the rat issues from last season have stabilized. Please rest assured that your visiting fans will enjoy only the highest quality snacks and beverages during visiting contests and kindly book your friendly dates for next season as early as possible!

Dunnville HR

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