Press releases

(The following is an audiocast from this morning's press conference at the Briar Patch.)

<Team attorney Ed Valentine is speaking.>
"...a sincere apology from my client for the unfortunate circumstances that occurred last night at the hockey game between the Mudcats and Habs27."

<Silence>
<Rustling of papers>
<Silence>
<Unintelligible mumbling> "...the rogue substance placed in my soft drink."
<Coughing>
<Long extended coughing>

<Valentine can then be heard interrupting and abruptly cancelling the remainder of the press conference.>

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