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(The following is a video clip from today's press conference hosted by the Dunnville HR Department at the team's arena, the Briar Patch. HR spokeswoman Miriam Estuary, after a brief, prepared statement, is accepting questions from the floor. A local fan, a middle-aged woman, is speaking -)

Woman - "The fans of Dunnville, I believe, are willing to accept an increase in the costs associated with dining at the arena. But I believe there are many others who would agree with me that the recent changes to the menu at the game, noticably the shift towards more Asian tastes, has not been particularly welcomed with open arms by the more traditional tastes of the local people. Take the lotus root french fries as a case in point..."

(Estuary can be seen sneering and whispering comments to team attorney Ed Valentine which are picked up on an off-camera microphone.)

Estuary - "...try to give these &$^#ing people some class..."

(suddenly Estuary interrupts the woman.)

Estuary - "Shut up! Just shut the &$^# up!"

(Estuary then leaps at the woman and punches her repeatedly, dragging the woman to the floor. Two security men can then be seen pulling Estuary off of the dazed, bleeding fan.)

Estuary - "Back to the cabin you &$^#ing hillbilly!"

(The video clip abruptly ends.)

Note - Shortly after the disastrous ending to the press conference, Mudcat GM and President Paul Roedb issued a formal apology to PPM officials and other GM's in the game offering his profound disappointment and shame for the behaviour of the team's fans.

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