Press releases

The Dunnville Mudcats are proud to announce the arrival of next week's gala 3rd anniversary of the Beat the So and So Team, this season featuring Slovakia! Following in the footsteps of the surprisingly successful Teams of Quality and Distinction, Beat the So and So Team invites clubs from a nation selected on a seasonal basis to play a week's worth of friendlies in our stadium, the Briar Patch. In the spirit of both friendly competition and attempted geographic education of our notoriously uneducated, ignorant fans, this tournament attempts to enlarge our friendship base and, at the same time, raise the people of Dunnville to a slightly higher level of awareness. Please join our organization and the nation of Canada in welcoming the four fine clubs from "somewhere over there" to this season's grand extravaganza!

Dunnville Mudcat HR Dept.

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